My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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