hotel room ftw
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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