He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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