You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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