is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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