Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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