that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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