Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Randomize
