Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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