Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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