at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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