so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She bit a glass in half.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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