Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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