i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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