By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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