Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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