College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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