is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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