i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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