awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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