I need help removing her.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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