I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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