I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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