I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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