Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I didn't notice because vodka
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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