hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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