I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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