I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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