When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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