yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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