it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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