I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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