Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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