keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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