My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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