i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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