honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You may now shotgun with the bride
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
