Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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