i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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