Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I intend to get homeless drunk
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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