Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
