Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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