We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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