We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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