Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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