I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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