This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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