YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Everclear isn't food dammit
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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