So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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