When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
