i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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