I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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